JANE MY LITTLE SUNBEAM WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE I’m taking a walk be back for dinner AH YES MY CAGED SPRITE COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND UPON YOUR RETURN RELATE TO ME THE VAGRANT GLORIES OF THE RUINED WOODS do you really want me to describe my walk to you MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU POCKET WITCH
JANE JANE I BOUGHT YOU A DRESS MADE OF TEN THOUSAND PEARLS AS A BRIDAL PRESENT where on earth would I wear that YOU COULD WEAR IT ON THE MOON that seems impractical how would i even breathe on the moon? I WOULD BREATHE FOR YOU MY JANE
I can handle (and guiltily love) original flavor Mr. Rochester. And really love Sharon Shinn’s sci-fi space Mr. Rochester.
But this all becomes so awful when someone puts the story in modern times.