Hot Aliens and Evil Queens

Oct 22




That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?


this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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Oct 21



Trying to buckle down and work on my second draft now that the show I was in is done

I’ve gotten really really bad at finishing things, especially creative projects, and I need to fight that






My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue

hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow


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Oct 20



ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

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